December 2009
txtsfrmlstnght:
(315): My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Use only one word.
vicious-delicious:
phosphofructokinase:
1. Where is your cell phone? right 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? nope 3. Your hair? long 4. Work? dunkies 5. Your father? armindo 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? weird 8. Your favorite drink? alcohol 9. Your dream car? runs 10. The room you’re in? small 11. Your pet? fish 12. Your fears? vomit 13. What do you want to be in 10...
The Five Stages of Lady Gaga
stellark:
brightsidesuicide:
lifeofmrgrafix:
milacakesss:
doe-eyes:
advocaat:
ifuckinglovetea:
ashtrayheartedgirl:
eatmysh0rtz:
kayfabe:
discodazzler:saafz:
Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Gaga Be Great
1. Denial- This isn’t happening. She’s not real. “Just Dance” has to be a forgery. She has to be sampling. Oh, I know, this is a cover. No? It’s all her? She writes...
Why do you do what you do to me baby? Shaking my...
alexxxtimestwo:
(via satelliteheart-x)
;)
You know if I could I’d do anything for you. Please don’t ignore be cuz you know I adore you.
Actually Ironic →
Alanis Morissette parody
txtsfrmlstnght:
(503): My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Vicky: after like 2 hours facebook should shut down and say get off fb fat ass and go for a run
Christmas in Hollywood - Hollywood Undead
Bon Natal
to all you other Porta-gees!! <3
Merry Christmas!!
bboop2289,
kuriosum:
You can get it here
http://wordboner.spreadshirt.com/rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah-roma-roma-mama-gaga-oh-la-la-I10190563
ahhhh thanks! u are beyond awesome :-P
txtsfrmlstnght:
(413): Thanks for holding onto me so I didn’t fall in my pee in that parking lot. You’re the best boyfriend ever.
my ex did this… cept it was vomit not pee. :-( gahhhh
